Its party time again - this time in Afghanland. If some stuff doesn't make sense, just ask. Thanks for reading.
25 October 2009
24 October 2009
We flew along the Tigris on the way down (see picture, actually it won't let me, so never mind) and landed at what looked like the only populated area for miles and miles, there is nothing out here and for good reason. We touched down and pretty much pulled off the side of the road (as far as large aircraft go) As in Scotland I immediately remembered the smell when we stepped off the plane, this time it was like football practice in early September when it was really hot, and there was no grass on the field, and you were face down in a ton of dirt with eight sweaty dudes on top of you. I don’t know why they call it the sand box, I haven’t seen a grain of sand yet, its more like dirty gold bond powder with rocks mixed in here and there. (side note on this: I have come to a fork, this stuff gets everywhere and there is no way to defeat it, I can either drive myself crazy trying to clean, or just act like I’m backpacking or in highschool and not care about me or my stuff having a light powder coat of dirt) I also don’t see how anything could live here, plant or animal. I have however seen a few birds around a water pit, and a hole I believe to be dug by a lizard. There are a few “trees” planted along some of the roads that used to be watered, but they are fading pretty dang fast.
This is definitely an Army base and we stand out like sore thumbs in our flight suits and blue PT gear. I heard the population of the base varies from 5 to 10 thousand at any given time, so they have awesome gymS and awesome chow hallS, which serve much better food than I would ever fix and in much larger quantities, you combine these two with an abundance of down time until we get operations set up and I’m gonna see how much weight I can gain in two months. That’s right I said two months, its like a long vacation. We talked to a helo pirate who was here for 15 months, and is now back for 12 (at least that is what they tell him, I wouldn’t be surprised if they extended him longer). My room is nice, it’s a 3 room modular long house on blocks, with two to a room, so my crew has a unit. We have internet and AC with a modular bath house down the way. I have more than everything I could want and anything I don’t have I could get at one of the bases’ BXs. Everything is staffed by TCNs (third country nationals) they can come over and work for $25 a day room and board paid with no vacations. Once they choose to leave they can’t come back. They are all very friendly (speaking extremely basic English) but smile constantly and do whatever they can to help.
Yesterday we toured the base adopting the Army mentality that if you see it, and it doesn’t look like anyone else is using it, you can take it. We’re fixing our place up quite nicely, we’re bored boy scouts looking for screws and pallets.
This morning we started cleaning and setting up what will be our operations HQ in an underground bunker, again very stereotypical of what you would think an Iraqi military station would look like. Also stereotypical of Iraqi AF hangers, they each have a single large patched up hole in the top, precisely put there by some of my brethren in 2003. Unfortunately I don’t think I’ll be flying for awhile, and as you can tell from the length of this blog we have lots of down time… I have lots of pics to put up tomorrow.
23 October 2009
Written on the Plane
My first stay in a former Soviet block country makes me question how bad communism was and if we need government regulation at all. Apparently the smoking age is much lower as we saw, what had to have been a 5-6 year old smoking in the streets after 10:00. Parking is much less regulated as well, every sidewalk and front yard doubled as a free lot. Littering appeared to be legal, and dogs were encouraged to roam at will. (I just entered the combat zone for the first time12:38Z, 22 Oct 09!!! Mike just activated the defense systems and flak vests are being donned, just a precaution mom, I’m sitting on the bunk for this one, the Lt Col wanted to fly in for the first one since he won’t be flying the rest of the trip) We circled the block and found an Italian restaurant, we elected to stay away from local stuff this time. Romania was a pretty stereotypical Eastern European country like I would expect in movies. The hotel was nice though, right on the black sea, which is not black and might as well be an ocean.
We flew over it this morning and entered Turkey airspace being careful not to stray too far east or west to avoid Syria and Iran. As we approached the border almost all at once our radios and raw navigational equipment started buggin out, I don’t know what that was about. We’re starting down now, I’ll finish this on the ground in Iraqistan!!!
21 October 2009
While I’m told St. John’s is a beautiful place when the weather is nice, rain and snow hold the majority of the climate. I’m also told on a summer weekend night the party street is out of control, but on a nasty late fall Monday night that’s not the case. And thus was our 16 hours on the ground in Newfoundland, cold and wet, not a sole to be seen on the streets except sailors who looked they were fresh off the filming of deadliest catch. I did however have another spacious room to myself with a nice view of the harbor, (which was pretty cool) but it was dark the whole time so I didn’t really see anything of interest. Apparently every non-mid-air-refuelable prop plane has to use St. John’s as a launching point across the Atlantic, so there were several interesting planes there.
I got to fly the Atlantic leg, well I got to sit in the seat, my duties included but were not limited to: making position reports every 5 degrees of longitude (since there is no radar control over the ocean) backing up our flight plans coordinates, informing the engineer if the right wing was icing up, monitoring the radios, and continually getting quizzed by more experienced crew members, exciting right (thumbs down). It was really cool though, definitely the longest single flight I’ve ever flown, but we still whipped Columbus’ time record. They had sub sandwiches for us before we left so we used the oven to toast them and heat up our cookies, we plugged the ipod into one of the extra headphone jacks so we had tunes playing in the background, I got to get up to stretch or use the little boys room at will, so it was better than riding in the back with the pax (passengers) and cargo, which really isn’t too bad, we have some litters up (usually for medical pax) but utilized for naps, and as always the ocean and clouds were amazing.
Prestwick Scotland was our next stop; once again dark almost our entire stay, but the smell of money (or cow manure) filled the air on my first steps across the Atlantic. The weather was nice so we found time to wander around Ayr, taking in the old buildings and flirting with the only girl at the only open bar converted from an old church, which held 9 other patrons all males in their mid 60s. We almost talked her in to giving us a ride to Edinbrough or Glasgow… I love the accents. The sunrise revealed we were only three blocks from the coast with a striking bluff just down the way, and the ride back to the airport provided a little sight seeing, all of the city, which was really interesting. Hopefully I’ll get some more time to hang out here in the future, I think with any more time we could’ve gotten that ride.
18 October 2009
OH
17 October 2009
Well I'm leaving, On a Jet Plane, Don't know when I'll be back again...
Nature More
There is a rapture on the lonely shore
There is society, where none intrudes
By the deep sea, and music in its roar
I love not man the less, but Nature more…
- Lord Byron
- Chris McCandless